Cause' perfect doesn't exist .

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

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— 4 weeks ago with 117634 notes

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

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— 4 weeks ago with 63390 notes
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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— 4 weeks ago with 291052 notes

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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— 4 weeks ago with 505311 notes

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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— 4 weeks ago with 381310 notes

weloveshortvideos:

Walk Into School On The 1st Day Like..

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— 4 weeks ago with 59380 notes

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via heart)

— 4 weeks ago with 614234 notes

its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

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— 4 weeks ago with 726693 notes

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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— 4 weeks ago with 591960 notes
sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via waitingforyesterday)

— 4 weeks ago with 524988 notes

rhydonmyhardon:

being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

(via heart)

— 4 weeks ago with 249795 notes

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— 4 weeks ago with 8280 notes