Cause' perfect doesn't exist .

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

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— 1 month ago with 120799 notes

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

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— 1 month ago with 74882 notes
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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— 1 month ago with 306151 notes

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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— 1 month ago with 546021 notes

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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— 1 month ago with 410735 notes

weloveshortvideos:

Walk Into School On The 1st Day Like..

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— 1 month ago with 59660 notes

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via heart)

— 1 month ago with 637864 notes

its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

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— 1 month ago with 736538 notes

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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— 1 month ago with 608150 notes
sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

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— 1 month ago with 570323 notes

rhydonmyhardon:

being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

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— 1 month ago with 263895 notes

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— 1 month ago with 14390 notes