Cause' perfect doesn't exist .

averagefairy:

u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise

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— 1 week ago with 111030 notes

tywins:

i hate how people use the word “partner” for gay people like no she’s my girlfriend we’re not fucking doing science projects together thank you bye

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— 1 week ago with 47298 notes
stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

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— 1 week ago with 284478 notes

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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— 1 week ago with 436758 notes

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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— 1 week ago with 327333 notes

weloveshortvideos:

Walk Into School On The 1st Day Like..

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— 1 week ago with 48238 notes

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via heart)

— 1 week ago with 582739 notes

its-awesome-turtle-time:

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s  name is  meatloaf

and hes just been sitting there with the money between his paws for who knows how long

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— 1 week ago with 719225 notes

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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— 1 week ago with 575642 notes
sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

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— 1 week ago with 512707 notes

rhydonmyhardon:

being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

(via heart)

— 1 week ago with 223813 notes

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— 1 week ago with 8129 notes